I object! This is blasphemous to my holy religion of Cookieism and I demand it is removed from the internet! You have offended a great deal of people. You should be ashamed of yourself.
You, sir, are sadly misguided. Cookieism says nothing about depicting cookies in this way. Actually, eating cookies could be recognized as a way to evolve to greater religious and philosophical heights.
Please refrain from posting again.
GS
March 7, 2009 
Psychokitty 
I object! This is blasphemous to my holy religion of Cookieism and I demand it is removed from the internet! You have offended a great deal of people. You should be ashamed of yourself.
You, sir, are sadly misguided. Cookieism says nothing about depicting cookies in this way. Actually, eating cookies could be recognized as a way to evolve to greater religious and philosophical heights.
Please refrain from posting again.
GS
How dare you reprove me! You, sir, are a complete idiot. The Great Cookie looks upon you with shame.
Please, shut up. You are unfit to taste the Crumbs of Goodness That Will Come.
Moron!
Imbecile!
I do not care about cookeism
Shut up, infidel.
Yes, for once we agree. Shutup.
With great distaste and alacrity, I drop crumbs of evil upon your head.